There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
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