My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
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