Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
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