Kiss
Puke
You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
Chick stood right next to me in the elevator. Like she had the whole elevator and she stood right next to me. So I farted.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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