Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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