Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
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