The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Why the fuck do they always fuck on couches in porn?
Don't ever text me while you're jacking off. EVER.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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