I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
Right now, millions of people are waking up to get ready for work, start their day, and be productive members of society. I just found a 40 stashed in my fridge. I'm getting daybreak drunk. Zero fucks are given.
Isn't being unemployed beautiful sometimes?
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Randomize
