So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
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