I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
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