Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
Randomize
