If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
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