I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
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