I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
my shit smells like andre
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
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