Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
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