Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
You know when its a good night when you have to be reminded IHOP is a family establishment.
You got my ass fired just for knowing you
thanks for the bacon
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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