So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
Shame is for Republicans.
Randomize
