Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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