Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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