Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
Can I come kidnap you from work so we can chug mimosas? My little brother has a ski mask I can borrow.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
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