My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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