I love black thongs
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I feel like delivery guys should know that when you order lunch for one and answer the door wearing sweatpants, there's no need to say "Happy Valentine's Day."
There are so many birds around me. And squirrels. I feel like that chick from Enchanted...but like if she had a dick and made poor life decisions.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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