And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
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