playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
Had a dream last night where I asked you how your Christmas was and your response was, “sex, man. Just lots and lots of sex.”
Good god. A spell so dry your friends actually commit it to their subconscious!
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