I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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