i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
NoShamevember. You game?
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
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