no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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