Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
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