hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
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