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(916): View more from California

I'm really into asian looking animals

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(330): View more from Ohio

When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?

(440): View more from Ohio

What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose

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(305): View more from Florida

I don't even know why I got my vag waxed

(786): View more from Florida

Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.

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(303): View more from Colorado

friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension

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(734): View more from Michigan

i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light

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(815): View more from Illinois

I'm worried I'm going to miss my flight so I set a series of alarms on my phone to act as checkpoints to make sure I'll be there. 2am-stop drinking; 4am-stop fucking stephanie, get some sleep; 5am-wake up, fuck stephanie once more; 6am-get to the airport

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(847): View more from Illinois

Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one

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(309): View more from Illinois

Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.

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(314): View more from Missouri

I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.

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