I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
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