I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
I just had to take a drug test for my new job. I should have asked them if they could tell me if I were pregnant or not while they were at it and save me the guesswork.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
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