spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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