I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Have you seen my high heels that I wore out?
You mean the one that you threw at the parked cop car or the one in the microwave?
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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