wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
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