Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
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