before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
I met my future husband in an elevator. Think Hispanic version of Dr. Bunsen Honeydew from the Muppets, but with eyes like Michael Fassbender.
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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