Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
Found a waterbottle filled with a bloody mary in my purse this morning. Blacked-out me is always trying to help hungover me, it's so cute.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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