D3 body, D1 cock
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
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