I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
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