I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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