is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
He put oyster crackers in his ramen noodles. Is that a thing? Because holy shit I had never thought of it before and if it's not a thing he's my new stoner hero for discovering it.
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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