Porn is love you can see.
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
THERE HAS BEEN GRANDTHEFT IN THE HOUSE. SOMEONE STOLE THE BABYWIPES AND YOU NEED TO BUY MORE BEFORE WE LET YOU IN. oh and you have to take two shots before we'll let you in. with no chaser.
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
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