Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
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