4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
i need to put some appletini on your dick
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
I got inside last night via doggy door
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
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