I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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