Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
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