Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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