Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
