she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
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