Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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