Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
Shitshow foam night was such a success
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
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