Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
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