What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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